当上护士后的我得了20种后遗症。


 当上护士后的我

       得了20种后遗症





为生活



做出改变






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1、不上班的时候,可以24小时不出门!


2、比以前更爱看别人的手了,只是再也不说手指真长、皮肤真好,而是说你血管真好、又直又长,像水管,怎么扎怎么行!(护士每天输液会握很多不同的手,以至于洗脚都要研究下脚上的血管。)


3、再也不管星期几,完全没周末的概念。因为休息不一定排在周末。


4、上班一句话说N遍,微笑是标志。下班一句不愿多说,脾气很臭。


5、视笔如命,红色、蓝色、黑色缺一不可。明明放口袋的笔,即使用输液签写上名字也会不翼而飞。


6、讨厌事多又矫情的病人。


7、这辈子都不想再量血压。


8、每天换液体要签字,搞得字写得越来越龙飞凤舞。


9、输液扎针要见回血,抽血见血大股往外流,只要见血都很有成就感!


10、下班的形象和上班时,完全不一样!!


11、见面第一句话:今天上什么班?


12、特别喜欢洗手,每天不计其数。上班觉得哪都脏,多少有些洁癖。


13、没事就爱看排班本,虽然早记清自己这周的班了。


14、下夜班只想睡觉,听不得一点吵,不然就想发飙。常常是一觉醒来天都黑了。


15、抗恶心的能力大大增强,可以在吃饭时很淡然地讨论血腥场面。


16、自己哪不舒服能去药店直接说名字拿药。这算是大收获吧!有必要输液的时候,可以自己兑药,自己给自己扎针取针。


17、能坐绝不站,能躺绝不坐,能睡绝不躺!


18、经常觉得,自己越来越像个管家婆乃至女汉子。


19、想自杀的时候,不像常人先想到的是安眠药,而是氯化钾、胰岛素。(因为知道巴比妥类不会致死,主要是洗胃相当难受啊!)


20、当了护士医生才知道,任何书都没有三基可恶!




渐渐


这些改变




习以为常





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但是我


决定


不会后悔









此刻


你有几种



后遗症呢?



看完这些后遗症,从现在起,你会决心继续做自己么?


改变多少其实不重要,重要在于,能感觉到自己的人生正握在自己的手中,是自己在操控生活,这样才能做个永远开心的护士。


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Try——Colbie Caillat

Put your make up on
  化好妆容
  Get your nails done
  涂满指甲
  Curl your hair
  盘起长发
  Run the extra mile
  再跑一英里
  Keep it slim so they like you,
  保持苗条他们才会喜欢你
  do they like you?
  他们喜欢你吗?
  Get your sexy on
  展示你的性感
  Don't be shy, girl
  女孩 别害羞
  Take it off
  袒露身材
  This is what you want, to belong,
  这就是你的追求,归属
  so they like you
  这样他们才喜欢你
  Do you like you?
  你喜欢你吗?
  You don't have to try so hard
  你不必如此辛苦尝试
  You don't have to, give it all away
  你不必如此 放弃真我
  You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
  你只需振作,振作起来
  You don't have to change a single thing
  你不必做出任何改变
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try
  你不必尝试
  Yooou don't have to try
  你不必尝试
  Get your shopping on,
  尽情购物
  at the mall,
  去商场里
  max your credit card
  把信用卡刷爆
  You don't have to choose, buy it all, so they           like you
  你不选择,全都买下,这样他们才会喜欢你
  Do they like you?
  他们喜欢你吗?
  Wait a second,
  等一下
  Why, should you care, what they think of you
  为什么你非得在意他人如何看你
  When you're all alone, by yourself, do you like       you?
  当你独自一人时,你喜欢你自己吗?
  Do you like you?
  你喜欢自己吗?
  You don't have to try so hard
  你不必如此辛苦尝试
  You don't have to, give it all away
  你不必如此 放弃真我
  You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
  你只需振作,振作起来
  You don't have to change a single thing
  你不必做出任何改变
  You don't have to try so hard
  你不必如此辛苦尝试
  You don't have to bend until you break
  你不必逼自己委曲求全
  You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
  你只需振作,振作起来
  You don't have to change a single thing
  你不必做出任何改变
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try
  你不必尝试
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try,
  你不必尝试
  You don't have to try
  你不必尝试
  You don't have to try so hard
  你不必如此辛苦尝试
  You don't have to, give it all away
  不必放弃真我
  You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up
  你只需振作,振作起来
  You don't have to change a single thing
  你不必做出任何改变
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try, try, try, try
  你不必去试着努力
  You don't have to try
  你不必尝试
  You don't have to try
  你不必尝试
  Take your make up off
  卸下你的妆容
  let yourhair down
  放下你的头发
  Take a breath
  深深呼吸
  Look into the mirror, at yourself
  看看镜子中的自己
  Don't you like you?
  你难道不喜欢自己吗?
  Cause I like you
  但,我喜欢你